English is a strange language. It's got words with silent letters that throw non-native speakers completely off. What is up with that? Regardless, it is still one of the most widely spoken languages around the world. That doesn't mean that some of the words don't have a ridiculous meaning in a different country, though. Hint: calling someone a brat in Russia isn't an insult.
In French, smoking means tuxedo. Nice smoking!
In Indonesian, this means water. Close enough!
Possibly one of the most ironic words on this list. In German, gift means poison.
In Russian, it means brother. (брат) 'Sup brat!
No, not Darth Vader. In Dutch, vader means father.
In French, this is a paperclip. Anyone need a trombone?
Are you ready for a mind-trip? In Swedish, dump means bump.
In Italian, this is a chilli pepper. Tasty!
This means cellphone in German. Makes sense.
In German, this means awesome i.e., Das ist so hammer! (That is so awesome!)
In German, this means manure. Does the word misty refers to the smell of manure?
If you say this to a Japanese person they will understand good morning.
In French this means fart. So when you go to Paris, be careful when talking about your pets.
In Hindi, Urdu, and Farsi, this means snow. The barf is beautiful in winter.
If you say eagle in German, it sounds like the word for hedgehog. Why you gotta be so confusing, language?
In Polish, Czech and some other Slavic languages this can actually mean yes. Talk about mixed signals!
In Dutch, lol means fun. So we hebben lol translates to we are having fun.
If your name is Gary, then I've got bad news for you. In Japanese, Gary means diarrhea.
In Norwegian, fart means speed. We're going to be late, pick up fart!
Awkwardly, in Swedish, kiss means pee.